qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

(Source: likeafieldmouse)

(Source: californication)

(Source: ohnoballoons)

zackisontumblr:

i’m just kidding
unless you’re okay with what i just said 

leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

(Source: vinegod)

michaxl:

YOURE A FUCKING D LIST CELEB

michaxl:

YOURE A FUCKING D LIST CELEB

my meals in the summer

  • breakfast: 3pm
  • dinner: 11pm
  • more food: 1am
  • midnight snack: 4am

(Source: holdmetightniall)

paprika:

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

paprika:

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted